Okami Demotivational Poster
PAYBACK - It's a bitch.
JAPAN - gets shit done.
MARINES - take the most expensive taxi in the world: the United States Navy.
IMMIGRATION - "Illegal aliens have always been a problem in the United States. Ask any Indian." (Robert Orden)
RHEUMATOID ARTHRITIS - Incurable and painful. People suffer incredibly because of it. So don't piss off anyone who's got it.
WHERE WE'RE GOING - we don't need roads.
UNITED STATES MARINE CORPS - Death smiles at everyone. Marines smile back.
BOSTON POLICE - Amber Alerts Terrorism Alerts Zombie Alerts
DAMMIT, JIM - I'm a doctor, not a magician! I can't pull a rabb-oh, wait. . .I guess I'm a magician, after all.
OKAY - exactly what was it you were complaining about again?
HEDY LAMARR 1913-2000 - Scientist, inventor, mathematician. . .oh, yeah, and movie star. Biggest contributions: frequency hopping (lead to wireless) & 'The Female Animal.' They just don't make 'em like that any more.
WRONG WRONG WRONG -
CONFIDENCE - It is only necessary to have courage, for strength without self-confidence is useless. - Giacomo Casanova
IT'S NOT OVER YET, KIDS - We still have another 2,000 years of this to go. After all, Nostradamus' last prophecy is after 4000 A.D.
SUNDAY SCHOOL - Hey. . .shouldn't they be riding dinosaurs?
SPOCK - Being half-Vulcan and half-Human, he understandably had a rather difficult childhood. . .
I'M GONNA FIND YOU - I'm gonna getcha getcha getcha getcha
BRING ME - Solo and the Wookie. They shall pay for this outrage.
IT'S FRIDAY, FRIDAY -
I HAVE A MASTER'S IN ENGINEERING - How did this happen?
USE ANDREX -
HELP ME, OBI-WAN - You're my only Pope.
QUAKERS - Dangerous mothers.
Q - I have to know. . . Do you. . .do you still respect me?
FRIENDS - It's the moments like this that you'll treasure forever.
PRECAUTIONS - Wrap yo' willy fo' yo' go silly.
IT WAS THEN - that Mary started to reconsider her use of psychotropic pharmaceuticals.
I'M COMIN' UP - so you better get this party started
HMMMMMM - . . .I like where this is heading. . .
PLASTIC SURGERY - A career choice requiring thoughtful consideration and skill. Because your mistakes WILL come back to haunt you.
ILLEGAL ALIENS - "Whar all de white wimmen at?"
DO IT. - Do it. You know you want to. Do it.
HOSANNAH HEYSANNAH - Sannah Sannah Hosannah Heysannah Hosannah Hey JC JC's got a raptor for a steed Sannah Hosannah Hey Superstar
THE JONAS BROTHERS - circa 2025
IMAGE ON A CLOTHES IRON - She claims it's Jesus. I think it's the Predator. Choose wisely: your life (and soul) are at stake.
WHAT ABOUT 25 YEARS? - "Consistency requires you to be as ignorant today as you were a year ago." - Bernard Berenson - (Charlie Sheen: consistent since 1986)
THAT 'S - the cleanest public bathroom I've seen in a while.
CHOICES - Sometimes they're easy to make. All you need is that last little nudge.
DOCTOR MCCOY - I have had enough of your shit.
EXTINCTION THEORIES - Based upon biological, physical, chemical and astronomical evidence. All totally mistaken. It's always been time-travelling ninjas.
VICTOR VON DOOM - is not very pleased at the acquisition of Marvel Comics by Disney.
MASTURBATION - It's not an honors code violation. Unless you do it in the showers.
YOU DID YOUR BEST, KID. - So chin up, back straight, chest out. Now go home, whip up some molotov cocktails with your home chemistry set, and GET SOME PAYBACK.
COPROPHILIA - It's never been so much fun, and so very, very yummy.
DISNEY - It wasn't always cuteness and fun, kiddies. After all, there was a reason Smokey Robinson had a song called 'Mickey's Monkey'.
THEY SEE ME MOWIN' - they hatin' patrollin' try to catch my bvd's dirty
X-RAY VISION - It's not all that it's cracked up to be.
I DON'T KNOW WHICH IS WORSE - the fact that this actually exists or that someone felt it was important enough to immortalize in stone
BACK TO SCHOOL - Lessee. . .paper, notebook, pens, condoms, protractor, compass. . . Yeah. . .I think I'm covered.
PLUS CA CHANGE, PLUS C'EST LA MEME CHOSE. - "The more change, the more it's the same thing." - Jean-Baptiste Alphonse Karr ("History shows again and again how Nature points up the folly of men." - BOC)
THE LAVA PEOPLE - They walk among us.
OUR FLAG - "We identify the flag with almost everything we hold dear on earth. . ." - Calvin Coolidge C'mere, dear. . .I wanna 'hold' ya a while. . .
HEY, MOM! - Look what I found! Can I keep her?
FEEL THE POWER! -
CLEOPATRA IS NO MORE. - Elizabeth Taylor 1932-2011 R.I.P.
DYSFUNCTIONAL VETERAN - Leave me alone.
FOX NEWS - ROD SERLING LIVES!
DA PREZ - He be down wid da Flyin' Crane Kick.
PETER FALK - 1927-2011 Goodbye, Colombo. . .
DEATH - "I never wanted to see anybody die, but there are a few obituary notices I have read with pleasure." - Clarence Darrow
NEWSCORP - New uniform for CEOs and personnel involved in recent 'unpleasantries'.
SILVER SPRINGS - "I'll follow you down till the sound of my voice will haunt you." "You'll never get away from the sound of the woman who loves you." (Hmmm. . .I feel a 'Fatal Attraction' moment coming. . .)
I DON'T CARE IF IT RAINS OR FREEZES - Long as I got my plastic Jesus sittin' on the dashboard of my car; Comes in colors pink and pleasant, glows in the dark, it's iridescent. Take it with you when you travel far.
CIGARETTES - When I was a kid, they said cigarettes would stunt my growth. So I didn't. Been smoking cigars over 50 years now.
EASTER - I find it hard to tell you, I find it hard to take When people run in circles, it's a very, very mad world, Mad world
CENSUS TAKERS - "Lessee. . .how am I going to count this. . .one? One and a half? Maybe one and three quarters. . ?"
COMFORTING - to know that some life will survive global warming "la la la la la la la la la la la la"
AW, HELL NO - Hide yo' plans, hide yo' experiments, hide yo' weapons an' armies, 'coz they comin' to get 'em. An' you, too.
MR. JEFF SPICCOLI - Talk to the Hand.
THEY SEE ME GROWIN' - They hatin' Patrollin' They tryin' ta catch me ridin' dirty