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Okami Demotivational Poster


PAYBACK - It's a bitch.




JAPAN - gets shit done.


TAGS: japan earthquake okami mattakunobaka mattukenobaka
Rating: 4.82/5

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Altrunchen - September 25, 2013, 8:56 am
Dayum...O-e
Kspace - March 31, 2011, 9:04 am
It all gets spent? That's what SHE said!
Cloudchaser - March 30, 2011, 9:34 am
I hear it's because many of their major highways are toll roads and they're not allowed to carry any surplus from one year to the next so it all gets spent


MARINES - take the most expensive taxi in the world: the United States Navy.


TAGS: navy marine marines transport okami mattakunobaka mattukenobaka
Rating: 3.68/5

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gargos1979 - November 12, 2011, 11:57 am
why do marines have there names sewed on the butt pocket? So the navy knowss who there screwing
50cal - October 22, 2010, 2:29 pm
More like the marines are the Navy's private army.... yeah that right all your funding is left over from them... MARINE= Muscle Are Required Intelligence Not Essential
Timmah - June 23, 2010, 12:37 am
You know why the navy keeps marines on their boats? Because sheep would be too obvious. Let the hating me begin!


IMMIGRATION - "Illegal aliens have always been a problem in the United States. Ask any Indian." (Robert Orden)




RHEUMATOID ARTHRITIS - Incurable and painful. People suffer incredibly because of it. So don't piss off anyone who's got it.




WHERE WE'RE GOING - we don't need roads.


TAGS: film movies okami mattakunobaka mattukenobaka
Rating: 4.1/5

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okami - March 23, 2011, 7:35 am
i mean, if it was a repeat, it should have been rejected by the moderator. not my fault.
okami - March 23, 2011, 7:35 am
sorry 'bout that, but i wasn't around when the other two made their appearance. i guess great minds think alike.
Anonymous2 - March 22, 2011, 6:03 pm
And now the 3rd motifake to use that line from BTTF2 and that image makes its appearance. Original is 81425.


UNITED STATES MARINE CORPS - Death smiles at everyone. Marines smile back.


TAGS: death marines okami
Rating: 3.96/5

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booger13 - March 29, 2010, 2:40 am
this automatically gets 1000 Lions . *shout outs to ALL MARINES /military in here*
okami - November 23, 2009, 4:38 pm
domo. . .thanks. . .
Mark - November 10, 2009, 11:53 pm
Happy Birthday to the Marine Corps!
WTFO - November 10, 2009, 11:48 pm
Here's one we can agree on Zed.
Zed - November 10, 2009, 11:00 pm
Okami, this rocks. 5 lions, straight up.
WTFO - November 10, 2009, 8:42 pm
Out-f'ing-standing
ICEMAN - November 10, 2009, 4:27 pm
Ooooh rahhh!!!
aesop's folly - November 10, 2009, 4:09 pm
semper fi


BOSTON POLICE - Amber Alerts Terrorism Alerts Zombie Alerts




DAMMIT, JIM - I'm a doctor, not a magician! I can't pull a rabb-oh, wait. . .I guess I'm a magician, after all.




OKAY - exactly what was it you were complaining about again?


TAGS: amputee disabled okami
Rating: 4.64/5

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GrammarNazi - October 4, 2012, 9:06 pm
So...You had/got Die-A-bee-tus?
okami - July 15, 2011, 4:18 am
well, i'm a double amputee, myself; lost both legs to Type 2 Diabetes, the second June 2011. i have serious doubts it's shopped, though i don't know the specifics of this case. i've personally known children with missing limbs, so i'll give 'im a pass.
cthulhufhtagn - May 31, 2011, 7:17 am
And this is not 'shopped?


HEDY LAMARR 1913-2000 - Scientist, inventor, mathematician. . .oh, yeah, and movie star. Biggest contributions: frequency hopping (lead to wireless) & 'The Female Animal.' They just don't make 'em like that any more.


TAGS: movies science okami mattukenobaka mattakunobaka
Rating: 4.6/5

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voodoo3535 - March 4, 2011, 6:31 pm
Damn! You beat me to the punch.
ICEMAN - March 4, 2011, 4:48 pm
Someone had to say it.
Airman - March 4, 2011, 3:15 pm
that's Hedley


WRONG WRONG WRONG -




CONFIDENCE - It is only necessary to have courage, for strength without self-confidence is useless. - Giacomo Casanova


TAGS: confidence cats okami
Rating: 4.53/5

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djinnyf - April 25, 2011, 11:13 am
Courage or humm... a little lack of smarts?? xx
okami - April 24, 2011, 8:57 pm
same here. i have a cat, now about 20, who used to sleep on the rail at the top of the stairs in my house. twice she fell and broke her tail. THIS is courage and confidence.
Grimgravy - April 18, 2011, 4:36 pm
This photo is amazing! I hope no one startles the cat.


IT'S NOT OVER YET, KIDS - We still have another 2,000 years of this to go. After all, Nostradamus' last prophecy is after 4000 A.D.




SUNDAY SCHOOL - Hey. . .shouldn't they be riding dinosaurs?


TAGS: church okami mattakunobaka
Rating: 3.47/5

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Peso - August 4, 2011, 7:13 am
yes we do, its the timeline thats arguable
Alixian - August 1, 2011, 2:56 am
Christians don't believe in dinosaurs
the1stCOMMI3 - July 31, 2011, 12:56 pm
after that rocket blows there'll be plenty of radioactive dino's they could ride
Verdeckt - July 31, 2011, 11:09 am
Yeah, raptor5 if I'm not mistaken


SPOCK - Being half-Vulcan and half-Human, he understandably had a rather difficult childhood. . .


TAGS: spock munsters tv okami
Rating: 2.43/5

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Airman - October 11, 2012, 6:26 pm
yes it is!
AmethystRiver - October 11, 2012, 6:18 pm
Isn't that Eddie from the munsters?


I'M GONNA FIND YOU - I'm gonna getcha getcha getcha getcha




BRING ME - Solo and the Wookie. They shall pay for this outrage.


TAGS: easter christmas story jabba okami
Rating: 4.42/5

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Sean - April 24, 2011, 9:12 pm
Until the end there I thought you were talking about Star Wars. And for some reason the bunny heads as the feet and hands always reminds me of Tremors -- the tenticle thingys that each end in a toothy mouth.
tellitlikeitis - April 24, 2011, 9:04 pm
One of my all time favourite movies-- 5 lovely leg lamps for you.


IT'S FRIDAY, FRIDAY -


TAGS: crucifixion easter friday music okami
Rating: 3.24/5

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Reality Lord - May 28, 2011, 2:27 pm

catchy tune....you should make a video. wait.....


I HAVE A MASTER'S IN ENGINEERING - How did this happen?




USE ANDREX -




HELP ME, OBI-WAN - You're my only Pope.


TAGS: religion pope star wars jedi mattakunobaka okami
Rating: 3.68/5

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Onegin - July 31, 2015, 8:10 am
Very good.


QUAKERS - Dangerous mothers.


TAGS: quakers richard nixon okami
Rating: 1.27/5

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Derek - December 3, 2009, 8:28 pm
Strayed a little, what?


Q - I have to know. . . Do you. . .do you still respect me?


TAGS: sttng star trek q picard mattakunobaka okami
Rating: 3.56/5

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Zealot - April 27, 2010, 7:00 pm
what, come on this is 4/5 material atleast
R.S.Jake - April 27, 2010, 6:06 pm
Q: "What do you mean 'still'?"


FRIENDS - It's the moments like this that you'll treasure forever.




PRECAUTIONS - Wrap yo' willy fo' yo' go silly.




IT WAS THEN - that Mary started to reconsider her use of psychotropic pharmaceuticals.


TAGS: drugs tv okami
Rating: 4.29/5

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briantoo - May 31, 2011, 9:09 am
...and almost just in time, too...
Greeny - May 29, 2011, 12:00 pm
lol


I'M COMIN' UP - so you better get this party started




HMMMMMM - . . .I like where this is heading. . .




PLASTIC SURGERY - A career choice requiring thoughtful consideration and skill. Because your mistakes WILL come back to haunt you.




ILLEGAL ALIENS - "Whar all de white wimmen at?"




DO IT. - Do it. You know you want to. Do it.




HOSANNAH HEYSANNAH - Sannah Sannah Hosannah Heysannah Hosannah Hey JC JC's got a raptor for a steed Sannah Hosannah Hey Superstar


TAGS: jesus raptor okami mattakunobaka
Rating: 1.88/5

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Reality Lord - May 22, 2011, 8:58 pm

....ummmm....wtf?


THE JONAS BROTHERS - circa 2025


TAGS: music jonas brothers okami mattakunobaka
Rating: 4.17/5

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tellitlikeitis - April 15, 2011, 7:59 am
Funny one... Time can be so cruel. 5 l's.


IMAGE ON A CLOTHES IRON - She claims it's Jesus. I think it's the Predator. Choose wisely: your life (and soul) are at stake.


TAGS: jesus predator okami mattakunobaka mattukenobaka
Rating: 3.3/5

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okami - March 30, 2011, 8:43 pm
a lot of people have said that. . .i saw the 'hair' as the Predator's dreadlocks and some of the facial features as the expanding mouth. . .first thing i saw.
Dimytri - March 6, 2011, 11:12 am
Looks like the Mona Lisa to me.


WHAT ABOUT 25 YEARS? - "Consistency requires you to be as ignorant today as you were a year ago." - Bernard Berenson - (Charlie Sheen: consistent since 1986)




THAT 'S - the cleanest public bathroom I've seen in a while.




CHOICES - Sometimes they're easy to make. All you need is that last little nudge.


TAGS: choices okami mattakunobaka mattukenobaka
Rating: 3.56/5

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5150monkeylove - December 6, 2010, 5:43 am
5L and added to my favs


DOCTOR MCCOY - I have had enough of your shit.




EXTINCTION THEORIES - Based upon biological, physical, chemical and astronomical evidence. All totally mistaken. It's always been time-travelling ninjas.




VICTOR VON DOOM - is not very pleased at the acquisition of Marvel Comics by Disney.




MASTURBATION - It's not an honors code violation. Unless you do it in the showers.


TAGS: masturbation okami
Rating: 2.5/5

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jibarocampesino - July 28, 2010, 11:59 am
"Semen related costs" are those Shipping & Handling fees ?


YOU DID YOUR BEST, KID. - So chin up, back straight, chest out. Now go home, whip up some molotov cocktails with your home chemistry set, and GET SOME PAYBACK.




COPROPHILIA - It's never been so much fun, and so very, very yummy.




DISNEY - It wasn't always cuteness and fun, kiddies. After all, there was a reason Smokey Robinson had a song called 'Mickey's Monkey'.


TAGS: disney okami
Rating: 4.36/5

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THEY SEE ME MOWIN' - they hatin' patrollin' try to catch my bvd's dirty




X-RAY VISION - It's not all that it's cracked up to be.


TAGS: okami
Rating: 4/5

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I DON'T KNOW WHICH IS WORSE - the fact that this actually exists or that someone felt it was important enough to immortalize in stone




BACK TO SCHOOL - Lessee. . .paper, notebook, pens, condoms, protractor, compass. . . Yeah. . .I think I'm covered.




PLUS CA CHANGE, PLUS C'EST LA MEME CHOSE. - "The more change, the more it's the same thing." - Jean-Baptiste Alphonse Karr ("History shows again and again how Nature points up the folly of men." - BOC)




THE LAVA PEOPLE - They walk among us.




OUR FLAG - "We identify the flag with almost everything we hold dear on earth. . ." - Calvin Coolidge C'mere, dear. . .I wanna 'hold' ya a while. . .


TAGS: flag coolidge okami mattakunobaka mattukenobaka
Rating: 4.13/5

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shannon21 - July 15, 2010, 1:42 pm
god bless America!


HEY, MOM! - Look what I found! Can I keep her?




FEEL THE POWER! -


TAGS: feel the power okami
Rating: 3.97/5

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TheOne - February 25, 2011, 11:43 pm
Lol.
G4briel - March 10, 2010, 6:13 pm
POWER OF THE ELVENFISTING!!!
G4briel - March 9, 2010, 8:53 am
When you just destroy your enemy. And he completely agrees.
GuinnessTroll - February 22, 2010, 4:49 pm
Falcon Punch - >< 2 ... but you have to be standing close to your opponent.
okami - February 9, 2010, 3:29 am
. . .it reminds me of some of the movies i'd watch back in the 70's. . .(sigh). . .those were the good old days. . .
MrBlack - February 8, 2010, 6:29 pm
Super-Fisting of Doom Attack!


CLEOPATRA IS NO MORE. - Elizabeth Taylor 1932-2011 R.I.P.




DYSFUNCTIONAL VETERAN - Leave me alone.




FOX NEWS - ROD SERLING LIVES!




DA PREZ - He be down wid da Flyin' Crane Kick.




PETER FALK - 1927-2011 Goodbye, Colombo. . .




DEATH - "I never wanted to see anybody die, but there are a few obituary notices I have read with pleasure." - Clarence Darrow




NEWSCORP - New uniform for CEOs and personnel involved in recent 'unpleasantries'.


TAGS: newscorp okami
Rating: 3.61/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - October 9, 2013, 11:00 am
Nice! I wonder if this would - or should - include Goldman Sachs, lol
Verdeckt - July 20, 2011, 7:30 am
In the words of Billy Connolly, Let's shoot the f**kers, then cut their balls off.. NO!.. Lets cut their balls off FIRST!


SILVER SPRINGS - "I'll follow you down till the sound of my voice will haunt you." "You'll never get away from the sound of the woman who loves you." (Hmmm. . .I feel a 'Fatal Attraction' moment coming. . .)




I DON'T CARE IF IT RAINS OR FREEZES - Long as I got my plastic Jesus sittin' on the dashboard of my car; Comes in colors pink and pleasant, glows in the dark, it's iridescent. Take it with you when you travel far.


TAGS: jesus okami
Rating: 3.5/5

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okami - May 28, 2011, 8:04 am
leoslyrics.com had the title as '*******' by the Flaming Lips. There are several versions on YouTube as 'Plastic Jesus'.
Reality Lord - May 24, 2011, 4:37 pm

i haven't heard that tune in years....on M*A*S*H if i remember it...where did you find it?


CIGARETTES - When I was a kid, they said cigarettes would stunt my growth. So I didn't. Been smoking cigars over 50 years now.




EASTER - I find it hard to tell you, I find it hard to take When people run in circles, it's a very, very mad world, Mad world




CENSUS TAKERS - "Lessee. . .how am I going to count this. . .one? One and a half? Maybe one and three quarters. . ?"




COMFORTING - to know that some life will survive global warming "la la la la la la la la la la la la"




AW, HELL NO - Hide yo' plans, hide yo' experiments, hide yo' weapons an' armies, 'coz they comin' to get 'em. An' you, too.




MR. JEFF SPICCOLI - Talk to the Hand.




THEY SEE ME GROWIN' - They hatin' Patrollin' They tryin' ta catch me ridin' dirty




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